Who's Ass Must I Kick?

I got this from Laura's Blog and I just LOVE it!  Thanx Laura!

We girlies are not THAT complicated, follow the recipe and you can't go wrong:

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy because she thinks she’s stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet
Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared
Protect her

When she steals your favourite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don’t look away until she does

When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am I kicking, baby?”


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